フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Okay, I-I know, I'm not supposed to know but I do.

聞いちゃったよ。

And I'm so excited for you.

僕もすごくうれしい。

Well, what's going on?

何の話？

Monica's pregnant.

モニカの妊娠！

Oh, my God. Is that why you guys had to get married?

それで結婚したわけ？

Guys, I'm not pregnant.

妊娠してない。

...it's because I am.

妊婦は私よ。

What are you talking about?

どういうこと？

Yes, I, ahem, I am with child.

実はお腹に子がいるの。

And I didn't want to say anything because it's your day.

今日はモニカが主役だから。

I didn't want to steal your thunder..

隠してたの。

Who's the father?

父親は？

Yeah.

ね。

I can't say.

言えない。

Why?

何で？

I can't say because he's famous.

理由は...有名人だから。

Oh, my God. Who is it?

嫌だ、誰？

Before we go out there, I got a present for you.

君に贈り物がある。

Honey, I'm not gonna put my hand in your pocket.

人前でエッチはよして。

No.

違う。

I've been taking dancing lessons.

俺、ダンスを習ったんだ。

What?

え？

Yeah, for the last six weeks. I wanted this to be a moment you would never forget.

この瞬間を一生の思い出にしたくて。

Oh, that is so sweet.

感激だわ。

So you ready to talk about it?

話す気になった？

No.

まだよ。

Now?

なった？

No.

まだよ。

Okay, we'll talk about something else then.

話題を変えましょ。

Thank you.

ありがと。

Who's the father?

父親は誰？

Look, honey, you know what, I haven't told him yet so until I do, I don't think I should tell anybody else.

その当人に話すまでほかの人には言えない。

Yeah, that's fine. That's fair.

それは当然だわ。

Is it Tag?

タグ？

Oh! Phoebe.

やめて。

Okay, I'm sorry. I'll stop.

ごめん、やめる。

Is it Ross? It's Ross, isn't it?

ロスでしょ？

Hi. Uh, I'm-I'm Ross. I don't-I don't believe we met. I'm Monica's older brother.

僕はロス、初めまして。モニカの兄です。

Oh, hi. I'm-I'm Mona from her restaurant.

モナよ、モニカの同僚。

Oh. Hello, uh, Mona from her restaurant.

よろしく"同僚さん"。

Mona, wow, what a-what a beautiful name.

モナって、きれいな名前だ。

You think so? I always kind of hated it.

私は昔から嫌い。

Aw. Come on. Mona Lisa?

モナリザのモナ。

So what, uh, what-what table are you at?

テーブルは何番？

Oh, uh, me too.

僕もだ。

Good. Now, there'll be someone there who likes my name.

私の名を好きな人と相席ね。

Yes, there will.

そうとも。

Chandler, darling, look, my date has finally arrived. I'd like you to meet Dennis Phillips.

私の彼氏がやっと着いたわ。デニス・フィリップスよ。

Congratulations.

おめでとう。

Thank you. Dennis, is a dear old friend and a fantastic lover.

彼は昔からの友達でテクニシャンなの。

Bravo, Dennis. Thanks for pleasing my mother so.

母を悦ばせてくれてありがとう。

Oh, I'm so sorry I missed the ceremony. I was stuck at auditions.

遅れてすまない。オーディションでね。

Oh, yes. Dennis is directing a new Broadway show.

ブロードウェーの演出家なの。

I don't believe we've met. Joey Tribbiani.

よろしく、ジョーイです。

Dennis Phillips.

フィリップスだ。

Oh, wow, I've admired your work for years. You-you've done some really amazing stuff.

前から作品のファンです。

Oh, thank you.

ありがとう。

Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get myself a drink. I'll be back in a moment.

飲み物を取ってくるよ。

Wow. Dennis Phillips. That's great. How did you guys meet?

すごいな。どこで知り合ったの？

Well, you know, it's a funny story.

これが面白い話で...

Funny ha-ha or funny..

笑えるの？それとも...

Can you believe Phoebe got pregnant?

フィービーが妊娠ですって。

Oh, you know what, honey? Let's not talk about that right now.

今は、よしましょ。

This is so huge!

大ニュースよ。

Sure. But come on, as big as your wedding?

結婚式のほうが大事よ。

Of course, not. Nothing is.

そりゃ私が一番。

Well, between me and you? In this day and age, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?

ここだけの話、避妊に失敗なんてマヌケよね。

Well, I-I talked to her and, uh, she's definitely gonna have this baby. You know, she said she's gonna raise it on her own.

どうやらフィービーは1人で産んで育てる気よ。

Well, maybe that's, maybe that's really brave.

勇気ある行動だわ。

Maybe, I just hope she realizes how hard it's gonna be.

大変さが分かってない。

Maybe she hasn't really thought it through that much.

まだ深く考えてないのよ。

Well, there's a lot to think about. I mean, how is she gonna handle this financially?

考えることは山積みよ。経済的なこととか。

How is she gonna juggle work?

仕事と育児の両立とか。

Does she realize she's not gonna have a date again for the next, like, 18 years?

今後18年はデートもできないわ。

I don't know.

知らなかった。

Are you okay?

大丈夫？

Mm-hmm. I'm just thinking about Phoebe. Poor, knocked-up Phoebe.

フィービーったら、お先真っ暗ね。

How do you feel?

気分はどう？

I don't know. I don't know how I feel. This is all happening so fast. I have to make all these decisions that I don't want to make.

混乱してるわ。急展開だし、決断に迫られてる。

Calm down. Maybe you're not pregnant.

妊娠は間違いかもよ。

What?

え？

When I got pregnant with the triplets I took that test, like, three times just to make sure.

私は妊娠した時、3回検査して確かめた。

Yes, maybe it's a false positive.

言えてるわ。

Are you sure you peed on the stick right?

オシッコは正しくかけた？

How many ways are there to do that?

かけ方に種類ある？

I'm-I'm just saying don't freak out until you're 100% sure.

100％確実になるまで慌てないで。

Alright, I'll-I'll take it again when I get home.

帰ったら検査し直す。

You-you got to take it now. Come on, do it as a present to me.

今やって、結婚祝いに。

I'd, uh, I'd like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends.

乾杯のスピーチを。モニカとチャンドラーは最高のカップルで僕の親友です。

Now, when I first found out they were getting married I was.. I was a little angry.

結婚の話を聞いた時、僕は少し怒りました。

I was, like, "Why, God, why?" "How can you take them away from me?"

"神よ！なぜ２人を奪う！"

Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some...clumsy idiot.

踊りを習ったのは、君に恥をかかせないためだ。俺の踊りは、ひどかったから。

Oh, sweetie, you could never embarrass me.

恥だなんて...

Okay, you could easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesn't matter. Alright? I married you.

毎回かいてるけど、気にしないで。結婚式なのよ。

So I wanna dance on my wedding night with my husband, come on.

旦那様と踊らせて。

It's time.

時間よ。

Oh, boy.

大変。

No!

ダメ！

Alright. Go ahead, Rach.

結果を見て。

Oh, wait, you know what? I can't, I can't look at it. I can't look at it. Somebody else tell me. Somebody tell me.

ダメ、怖いわ。お願い、誰か代わりに見て。

Okay. Okay. Um.. it's negative.

陰性よ。

What?

え？

It's negative.

陰性だわ。

Oh. Well, there you go. Phew!

なんだ。

That is, that's great. That is really great, great news.

よかった、いいニュースよ。

This is so stupid. How can I be upset over something I never had?

バカみたい。お腹には何もいなかった。

It's negative?

陰性？

No, it's positive.

陽性よ。

What? It's-it's not negative. It's positive.

実は陽性なの。

Are you sure?

ホント？

Well, yeah, I lied before.

さっきのはウソ。

Oh! Oh. Oh, my God. Now you know how you really feel about it.

自分の本心、分かった？

Oh, that's a risky little game.

危険な手ね。

Are you really gonna do this?

じゃ、産むの？

Yeah. I'm gonna have a baby. I'm gonna have a baby. I'm gonna have a baby!

ええ、産むわよ。産むわ。産んじゃう！

With who?

誰の子を？

Oh, it's still not the time.

それはまだダメ。

Uh, thank you. That is so sweet.

ありがと。優しいのね。

Yeah. No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.

本当に優しい男性って滅多にいないわ。

Oh, tell me about it, I feel like I'm holding down the fort all by myself.

俺一人で大車輪の活躍さ。

It's Joey, right?

名前はジョーイ？

Yeah.

うん。