フレンズで学ぶ英会話

I cannot believe I'm going out with somebody who's getting divorced.

恋人が離婚調停中だなんて。

I'm such a grown-up.

大人の気分だ。

So when are you dumping her?

別れ時だ。

Nope. Not this time.

今回は別れない。

Come on. Quit yanking me.

ふざけるな。

I'm not yanking you.

俺は真剣だ。

This is Janice.

ジャニスだぞ。

Yeah, I know. She makes me happy.

そうさ、俺は幸せだ。

Okay, alright. You look me in the eye and tell me without blinking that you're not breaking up with her.

それなら俺の目を見て、まばたきなしで「別れない」と言ってみろ。

No blinking.

まばたき、なしで。

I'm not breaking up with her.

別れない。

Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.

納得して別れたはずよ。

I know, I know. I'm just so tired of missing him.

分かってる。でもイライラするの。

I'm tired of wondering why he hasn't called.

なぜ電話がないの？

Why hasn't he called?

なぜ電話がないの？

Maybe 'cause you told him not to.

あなたが「するな」と。

What are you, the memory woman?

記憶博士？

Well, you know, I'm not surprised. I mean, have you seen them together? They're really cute.

ほほえましいカップルだわ。

Cute? This is Janice!

相手はジャニスだぞ。

You remember Janice?

ジャニスを覚えてるか？

Yes, Joey, I remember. She's annoying, but you know what? She's his girlfriend now. I mean, what can we do?

確かに彼女はウザいけど、どうしろって言うの？

Come on, you gotta have one.

あるはずよ。

Nope.

ない。

Ross, you know what? If you tell me, I might do it.

よく聞いて。教えれば着るわよ。

Yeah, oh, Princess Leia and the gold bikini? Ugh, every guy our age loved that.

あのビキニは同年代の男子に人気よ。

Really?

本当？

Mm-hmm, mm, it's huge, yeah.

ポイントよ。

That's the moment when, you know, she stopped being a princess and she became, like, you know, a woman, you know?

姫はあれを境に大人の女に変身するの。

Oh, hey, come on, man. Don't look at me like that.

そんな目で見るな。

She used to drive you nuts before too, remember?

昔はお前も煙たがってた。

Yeah, well, I'm crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing.

今は夢中だ。「リアル・シング」を見つけた。

Capital R, Capital T!

「本物の愛」ってこと。

Look, what do you want me to say?

なら、俺にどうしろと？

I want you to say that you like her.

彼女を好きになれ。

I can't. It's like this chemical thing.

無理だ、生理的にダメ。

You know, every time she starts laughing I just want to..

あの笑いを聞くと――

...pull my arm off, just so I have something to throw at her.

腕をちぎって投げたくなる。

Okay, Ross, Phoebe is my girlfriend, okay? We tell each other everything, you know?

フィービーは親友よ。何でも話すわ。

I mean, come on, guys do the same thing.

男同士だって下ネタ話をするくせに。

What about all that locker room stuff?

ロッカールームの話とか。

That's different, okay?

それは違う。

You're missing out on so much, Ross.

悲しいわね。

I mean, that bonding and the sharing, you know, and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.

親友は信頼し合い、自分をさらけ出す相手よ。思いをシェアするのってステキよ。

Okay, now close your eyes and think of a happy place.

目を閉じて好きな場所を想像するの。

Okay, tell me your happy place.

好きな場所は？

Richard's living room, drinking wine.

リチャードの家でワインを。

Alright. No, no, no. Not a Richard thing. Just put down the glass and get out.

ダメよ。グラスを置いて出てきて。

A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.

腕を引きちぎって投げつけたいそうね。

And you got a hate from that? You know, you're taking a big leap there.

それを「嫌い」と？裏を読みすぎだ。

Alright. Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine! We have got to do something about our little situation here, Joey.

いいわ、それより仲良くなる努力をしましょ。

Okay! Alright, this is what we're gonna call it. Joey and Janice's Day of Fun!

題して「ジョーイとジャニスのお楽しみデー」

Does it have to be a whole day?

丸一日？

Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.

私を愛するには時間がかかるの。

Yeah, I know. I sleep in the next room.

分かるよ。隣室で寝てるから。

Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot.

気持ちはうれしい。

But, hey, look, you know, the good thing is we spent the whole day together and I survived.

でも丸一日、一緒にいて無事に生きて帰れた。

And what's even more amazing, so did she.

しかも彼女も無事。

I mean, it was Bat Day at Shea Stadium.

殺さずに済んだ。