フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Ross kissed me.

ロスとキスを。

Oh, my God! Oh, my God, oh, my God!

どうしよう！

It was unbelievable.

信じられない。

Okay, alright. We want to hear everything.

全部聞かせて。

Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone.

ワインの用意。電話線抜いて。

Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

結末にティッシュは必要？

Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, 'I got to have you now' kinda thing?

そよ風みたいなキス？それとも「もう放さん」って感じ？

Well, at first, it was really intense, you know, and then... And then we just sort of sunk into it.

濃厚な感じで始まって、その後はもう腰砕けよ。

Yeah, it was, but... I get home, okay? And I see Julie's saline solution on my night table.

途中まではね。帰宅してジュリーのコンタクト・ケース見て――

And I'm thinking to myself, 'Oh, my God. What the hell am I doing?'

自己嫌悪に陥った。

I mean, here I am, I'm with Julie, this incredible, great woman who I care about and who cares about me.

彼女はすばらしい女性だし、気持ちも通じ合ってる。

And I'm, like, 'What, am I just gonna throw all that away?'

それを捨てるのか？

You got all that from saline solution?

コンタクトでそこまで？

Wait a minute, we're talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.

でもレイチェルのことは？

Well, believe me. I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for, like, ten years now, but now, I'm with Julie.

そりゃ10年も前から好きだった。でも今はジュリーがいて心は揺れてる。

Hey, you.

元気？

How are you?

ロスは？

Hi, honey.

ハニー。

Hi, Julie. Hi... Julie!

ジュリー…ジュリーだ。

So everybody's here. Everybody's good.

みんなそろった。みんな元気だ。

Well, this is a nice resume. Nice, nice, nice.

立派な履歴書だ。すばらしい。

Uh, so, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad wasn't too clear.

仕事の内容を詳しくお願いします。

Mockolate. It's a completely synthetic chocolate substitute.

マコレート。当社開発のチョコの代用品だ。

Well, go ahead. Try a piece.

味見を。

Yeah, we think that mockolate is even better than chocolate.

我が社の自信作だよ。

I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.

粉っぽくて最高。さすが自信作。

Aren't you gonna swallow that?

飲み込めば？

Just waiting for it to stop bubbling.

まだ泡立ってる。

Did, uh... Ross call?

ロスから電話は？

No, I'm sorry.

ないわ。

Why didn't he call? He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he?

ひどいわ。ジュリーを選ぶ気ね。

Ross picked me, and we're going to get married and have lots of kids, and dig up stuff together!

「ロスは私のもの。バンバン子供産んで夫婦で発掘よ」

No offense, but that sounds nothing like her.

その物まね似てない。

I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this is like a complete nightmare.

どうしたらいい？まるで悪夢だよ。

Oh, I know, this must be so hard. 'Oh, no. Two women love me!'

そりゃつらいよな。「2人に迫られた」

'They're both gorgeous and sexy!'

「両方とも美女だ」

'My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!'

「財布には金がうなってる」

Okay, alright, look, let's get logical about this.

2人に優劣をつけよう。

Okay, we'll make a list. Rachel and Julie, pros and cons.

長所と短所をリストに。

We'll put their names in bold, with different fonts and I can use different colors for each column.

人別に書体を変えて色分けするぞ。

Can't we just use a pen?

紙に書けば？

No, Amish boy.

さすが原始人。

Alright, let's start with the cons, 'cause they're more fun.

まず短所だ。その方が面白い。

I guess you can say, she's a little spoiled sometimes.

彼女はお嬢様で少しわがままかな。

Sometimes, she's a little ditzy, you know, and I've seen her be a little too into her looks.

それに時々見栄っ張りだね。自意識過剰なんだ。

But Rachel's just a waitress.

レイチェルはウェートレスだし。

Her ankles are a little chubby.

足首が太い。

Okay. Let's do Julie. What's wrong with her?

次はジュリーの欠点だ。

She's not Rachel.

彼女はレイチェルじゃない。

So how'd it go with Julie? Did you break her heart?

ジュリーには言った？

Yes. It was horrible. She cried, I cried. She threw things, they hit me.

お互い泣いて、物が飛んで痛かった。

Anyway. I did the right thing.

でも済んだ。

Where you going?

お出かけ？

I just got back from Julie's.

戻ったとこだ。ジュリーの所から。

No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's... um, it's the other thing.

君の想像とは違うよ。まったくその逆だ。

He broke up with Julie!

ジュリーと別れた！

Well, go hug her, for God's sakes.

抱きしめろよ。

What's that?

これは？

What? Nothing!

別に。

What is that? I saw my name. What is it?

私の名前が。

Hey, it's printing!

印刷できた…

Ross, Chandler wrote something about me on his computer and he won't let me see.

私のこと書いて見せないの。

Okay, just remember how crazy I am about you, okay?

断っとくが僕は君に夢中だ。

Kind of ditzy? Too into her looks? Spoiled?

「見栄っ張り」「自意識過剰」「わがまま」

Now, that's 'a little spoiled.' He was supposed to type 'little,' the idiot.

「少し」だよ。打ち忘れだ。

Just a waitress?

「ウェートレス」？

I do not have chubby ankles!

足首なんか太くないわよ！

Look at Julie's column.

ジュリーの欠点も見て。

She's not Rachem?

「レイチェムじゃない」

What the hell's a Rachem? Is that some stupid paleontology word that I wouldn't know because I'm just a waitress?

「レイチェム」って何？ウェートレスには難しい用語は分からないわよ。

It's 'she's not Rachel!' She's not... Rachel?

タイプミスだよ。「レイチェルじゃない」だ。

I cannot believe Ross even made this list.

リストを作るなんて。

What a dinkus!

名案だわ。

Hey, cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea.

チャンドラーの入れ知恵だ。

Alright, let's get some perspective here, okay? These things, they happen for a reason.

結論を急ぐな。深い事情があるんだよ。

Yeah! You!

あんたのせいよ。

Alright, Pheebs, back me up here, okay? You believe in that karma crap, don't you?

というよりカルマのせいだよね？

Yeah, listen, by the way, good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.

来世はフンコロガシね。

When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means, 'go away.'

ドアを開けないのは帰れって意味よ。

That doesn't mean, 'please climb up the fire escape!'

誰が窓から来いと？

I just want to read you something, it's your pro list.

君の長所リストを読む。

Not interested!

興味なしよ。

Number one, the way you cry at game shows.

「その1、クイズ番組に興奮する様子」

Number two, how much you love your friends!

「その2、友達思いなとこ」

Number three, the way you play with your hair when you're nervous!

「その3、緊張すると髪をいじる癖」

Number four, how brave you are for starting your life over!

「4、お嬢様暮らしを捨てた勇気」

Number five, how great you are with Ben!

「5、ベンをかわいがる様子」

Number six, the way you smell!

「6、君のにおい」

You got to give me another chance.

頼む、もう一度チャンスを。

No!

嫌よ。

Imagine the worst things you'd think about yourself.

自分の欠点を考えてみて。

Now, how would you feel, if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.

一番好きな人がその欠点を指摘して、だから付き合えないって言ったらどう思う？

No, but, but... See, I wanna be with you in spite of all those things.

でも僕は君の欠点も受け入れるよ。

Oh! Well, that's mighty big of you, Ross.

心が広いこと。

If things were the other way around, there was nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.

付き合いたくない理由を考えてみても、リストは作れない。

Well... then I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.

私はリストを作ること自体考えないわ。