フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Okay, what is it about me? Do I not look fun enough?

俺のどこが悪い？面白いやつだが――

Is there something repellent about me?

近づきがたい？

So, how was the party?

パーティーは？

Well, it couldn't have been worse. A woman literally passed through me.

女に見向きもされなかった。

Chandler, I'm unemployed and in dire need of a project. You want to work out? I can remake you.

運動したらどう？私がトレーナーになるわ。

Uh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time.

俺はゴロゴロするのが好きでね。

Alright, okay, alright, but if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours, I'm going home.

いいけど――俺の巨乳、見て驚くなよ。

Hey, Pheebs, how did it go with Scott last night?

ゆうべのデートは？

Oh, um, it was nice. Took him to a romantic restaurant. Ordered champagne. Nice.

ステキなレストランへ行って――シャンパン飲んだわ。

The guy still won't put out, huh?

エッチはまだ？

Nope, zilch, nothin', huh-uh.

気配もない。

Or maybe he drives his car on the other side of the road, if you know what I mean.

彼の車は反対車線を走ってるんじゃ？

No, what do you mean?

イギリス人ってこと？

He's not British.

イギリス人じゃないよ。

Maybe he's gay.

ゲイかもよ。

Oh, oh, Rachel, don't look.

レイチェル、見ないで。

Come on, you guys, I don't care. I have a date tonight.

平気よ、私もデートするの。

What, uh, what about, uh, Ross and... Oh, what, my whole insane jealousy thing?

じゃ、ロスを見ても…嫉妬しないかって？

Well, you know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity.

ジャマするのは楽しいけど、もう前向きに生きるわ。

You're getting a cat?

ネコ、飼うの？

Uh, actually, we're getting a cat.

２人でね。

Together? Both of you? Together?

一緒に？２人で？一緒に？

Yeah, we figured, it'll live with Ross half the time and with me half the time.

交互に預かるつもりよ。

How long do cats live?

ネコの寿命は？

I'm sorry?

何て？

Cats. How long do they live? Figuring you don't, you know, throw them under a bus or something.

ネコは何年生きる？ひき殺さなかったら。

Um...maybe 15, 16 years.

15年とか16年ぐらいかな。

Well, that's just great.

しぶといわね。

I just want to get over him. God, I just wanna, why can't I do that?

何で忘れられないの？

Look, I've been through a divorce. Trust me, you're going to be fine.

今に必ず立ち直れるよ。

You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.

ケジメをつければね。

Closure. That's what it is. That's what I need.

ケジメね。それが肝心よ。

Ross, hi. It's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that...um, everything's fine.

ロス？レイチェルよ。はっきり言うために電話したの。

And I'm really happy for you and your cat.

ネコを飼うなんて、おめでと。

And, you know, you see there, I'm thinking of names, so, obviously, I am over you.

名前まで考えられるぐらい私は立ち直ったわ。

And that, my friend, is what they call "closure."

こういうのをケジメって言うのよ。

Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday.

日曜の朝だ、走らない。

Why not?

何で？

Because it's Sunday! It's God's day.

日曜だから。安息日だ。

Hey, you say stop and we stop.

あなたのやる気しだいよ。

Stop.

やらない。

No! Come on! We can't stop! We got three more pounds to go!

ダメよ、目標まであと1.5キロよ。

Rach, I got a message from you.

君のメッセージだ。

Who's Michael?

マイケル？

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Ross, no. Hang up the phone! Give me the phone, Ross!

どうしよう。切ってよ、ロス。電話をよこして！

You're over me?

"忘れた"？

When...when were you...under me?

じゃ、いつまで――覚えてた？

Rach? Rachel, do you... I mean, were you, uh..

レイチェル、てことは――君は僕を…

Okay, okay. Well...basically, lately I've, uh... I've, uh, sort of had feelings for you.

分かった、言うわ。ちょっと前からあなたを――想ってたのよ。

You've...had feelings for me.

僕を想ってた？

Yeah? What? So? You had feelings for me first.

先に好きだったくせに。

You know about my... I mean, you know I had... you-you know?

じゃ、もしかして知ってたわけ？

Chandler told me.

チャンドラーから。

When did he, when did he, when did he?

いつ聞いた？

When you were in China. Meeting Julie.

出張中よ。でもジュリーと…

Wait, so, you're going?

行くの？

Well, okay. I, uh, I have to. I can't deal with this right now.

行かなきゃ。今はどうにもできない。

I mean, I've, uh... You know, I've got a cab. I've got a girlfriend. I'm-I'm going to go get a cat.

彼女が待ってるし、ネコも待ってる。

I didn't get a cat.

ネコは飼わない。

Oh, that's, um...interesting.

それは――面白いわね。

No. No, it's not interesting, okay? It's very, very not interesting. It's actually 100% completely the opposite of interesting.

面白くない。全然面白くない。100パーセント完ぺきに面白くない。

You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.

今ごろ告白するのは卑怯だ。

I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.

ジュリーがいるんだぞ。

Hey, I was doing great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?

私も彼女のことではつらい思いをしたわ。

Well, then, you should have said something before I met her!

もっと前に言えよ。

I didn't know then!

自分はどうよ。

There was never a good time.

機会がなかった。

Right, because you only had a year and we only hung out every night.

この１年、毎晩一緒にいたのに？

The point is I don't need this right now. Okay? It's too late. I'm with somebody else. I'm happy. This ship has sailed.

つまり今さら困るってことだ。遅すぎるよ。僕は幸せだ。船出は済んでる。

Okay, so what, you're going to just put away feelings or whatever the hell it was that you felt?

お互い忘れて素知らぬ顔するの？

Hey, I've been doing it since the ninth grade. I've gotten pretty damn good at it.

僕は昔から、そうしてきた。

Fine. Fine.

なら、もう行って。

I don't need your stupid ship!

船出済みでしょ。

And you know what? Now I got closure!

ケジメがついたわ。