フレンズで学ぶ英会話

I don't know if you're still at this number but I was just thinking about us and how great it was and, well, I know it's been three years but I was kind of hoping we could hook up again, you know?

あなたを思い出して、昔の番号にかけたの。あれから3年たつけど、やり直したくて...

I barely had the nerve to make this call so you know what I did?

今、何してると思う？

What?

何だい？

I got a little drunk, and naked.

飲んでるとこ、裸でよ。

Bob here.

ボブだ。

Having a phone has finally paid off.

電話加入の元が取れた。

Okay, even though you do do a good Bob impression I'm thinking when she sees you tomorrow and she's probably going to realize, hey, you're not Bob.

電話じゃボブになれても、ご対面したらニセ者とバレるよ。

I am hoping that when Bob doesn't show up, she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table.

ボブに会えず彼女はショックで、隣の席の男に慰めを求める。

Oh, my god. You are pure evil.

君は悪魔だ。

Okay, pure evil. Horny and alone.

悪魔になるか、一人エッチか。

I've done this.

こっちは飽きた。

Can you believe how much this is gonna cost?

すごい負担よね。

Do you guys ever get the feeling that, um.. Chandler and those guys just don't get that we don't make as much money as they do?

感じたことない？ほかの3人は私たちが金欠だと分かってない。

It's like they're always saying, let's go here, let's go there. Like, we can afford to go here and there.

あちこち誘われても、金がないっての。

Okay, I'm at work. It's an ordinary day you know, chop, chop, chop, saute, saute, saute.

職場で今日も切ったり焼いたりしてたら...

All of suddenly, Leon, the manager calls me into his office.

急に店長に呼ばれたの。

Turns out they fired the head lunch chef and guess who got the job?

「ランチの料理長に」って。

If it's not you, this is a horrible story.

見る目ないな。

Fortunately it is me, and they made me head of purchasing, thank you very much.

一応、昇進よ。仕入れの責任者も兼任なの。

Wow. Look at these prices.

値段、見て。

Yeah. These are pretty cha-ching.

ホント、高級だこと。

I know. What are these, like famous chickens?

このニワトリ、有名人？

Okay. I will have the, uh, side salad.

私はサイド・サラダでいい。

And what would that be on the side of?

何のサイドとして？

I don't know. Why don't you just put it right here next to my water.

いいから、お水の横に置いて。

Plus tip, divided by six.. Okay, everyone owes 28 bucks.

チップも6で割る。1人28ドルだ。

What, um, everyone?

割り勘？

Yeah. Oh, you're right. I'm sorry.

忘れてた、ごめん。

It's Monica's big night. She shouldn't pay.

モニカはタダでいい。

So five of us is 33.50 a piece.

5で割ると、1人33ドル50。

No. Huh-uh, no way. Sorry, not going to happen.

悪いけど先走らないで。

Alright, what's going on?

どういうこと？

Okay, look, you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everybody uncomfortable.

もうやめましょ、嫌な雰囲気になるわ。

Yeah, hello, it's us, alright? We'll be fine.

気にせずに言ってよ。

We don't have as much money as you.

金がない。

Well, um, I-I guess I just never think of money as an issue.

僕としては、お金が問題だとは知らなかった。

That's 'cause you have it.

人ごとよね。

That's a good point.

確かにね。

So, um, how come you guys haven't talked about this before?

なぜ今まで言わなかった？

'Cause it's always something, you know? Like with Monica's new job or the whole Ross's birthday hoopla.

行事が次々で言う間もない。次はロスの誕生日だし。

Why, it's dinner for six five steaks and an eggplant for Phoebe.

ステーキ5枚とフィービー用のナスよ。

Yeah, we switched meat suppliers at work and the new guys gave me the steaks as sort of a thank you.

出入りの肉屋さんからもらったの。

Why, it's six tickets to Hootie and the Blowfish.

ブロウフィッシュの券だ！

It-it's on us, alright? So don't worry, this-this is...our treat.

チケット代は私たちのおごりよ。

Could you be less enthused?

さめてるな。

Look, it's a nice gesture. It is, but it just feels like..

ありがたいよ。でも、まるで...

Like?

まるで？

Charity.

施しだ。

We're just, we're just trying to do a nice thing here.

よかれと思ったのに。

Yeah, but Ross, you have to understand your nice thing makes us feel about this big.

これぐらいしかうれしくないわ。

Oh, actually, it makes us feel that big.

厳密に言えば、これぐらい。

What? I don't understand. I mean, you, it's like, we can't win with you guys.

訳が分からないよ。僕らが悪いの？

Yeah, I mean, if you guys feel this big maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.

俺たちのせいじゃない。君らのひがみだろ？

God. See, okay, we never should have talked about this.

もうやめましょ。

Alright, I'm-I'm going to pass on the concert 'cause I'm just not in a very Hootie place right now.

ライブはパスよ。いい気分じゃない。

Me neither.

私もよ。

Guys, we bought the tickets.

券が無駄だわ。

Oh, well, then, you'll have extra seats, you know for all your tiaras and stuff.

席が広くなるから、王冠つけてけば？

Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor.

誤解です。あのステーキはリベートじゃないわ。

That was not a kick-back.

賄賂じゃないです。

Alright, I mean, come on, I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing.

それなら代金を払います。

What corporate policy?

店の方針？

I just got fired.

クビだって。