フレンズで学ぶ英会話

This is unbelievable, Pheebs. How can you be married?

ウソだろ。6年前に結婚を？

Well, I mean, I'm not married married, you know? He was just a friend, and he's gay!

ニセの結婚よ。彼はゲイのカナダ人で永住権のためだったの。

And he was from Canada, and he just needed a green card.

彼はカナダ出身で、グリーンカードが必要だったの。

I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean, uh, how could you not tell me?

あのダンカンと結婚してたとはね。隠すなんてひどい。

W-we lived together. We told each other everything.

一緒に住んでたのに。何でも話してたのに。

I'm sorry, Monica, but I knew if I told you you'd get really like judgmental and you would not approve.

ごめんなさい、モニカ。でもあなたは頭ごなしに反対すると思ったから。

Of course, I wouldn't approve. I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay.

そりゃ反対よ。いくら好きでも相手はゲイよ。

I can't believe you didn't tell me.

私に隠すなんて。

Oh, come on. Like you tell me everything?

お互いさまでしょ。

Now, what have I not told you?

私に秘密が？

Oh, I don't know. Um, ahem, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.

あるじゃん。そこの電柱に引っかかってるパンツは、ボビーとエッチした時のよ。

Wait a minute, who told you?

誰に聞いたの？

You are dead meat.

ぶっ殺す。

I didn't know it was a big secret.

騒ぐことない。

Huh, oh, it's not big, not at all. You know, kind of on the same lines as, say oh, I don't know, having a third nipple!

そうね。あなたの秘密と同じよ。乳首が3つとね。

Whip it out. Whip it out.

見せて。見せて。

No! Come on! There's nothing to see. It's just a tiny bump. It's totally useless.

見る価値ないよ。小さいし役に立たない。

Oh, as-as opposed to your other multifunctional nipples.

ほかの乳首は役に立つの？

Joey was in a porno movie.

ジョーイはポルノに出た！

If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me.

死ぬときは道連れだぞ。

Oh, my God! You were in a porno?

ポルノに出たの？

A-a-alright, alright, alright. I was young, and I just wanted a job, okay? But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it.

若かったし仕事が欲しかった。でも緊張で撃沈さ。

Ooh, Julie's so smart. Julie's so special.

「ジュリー 天才」「ジュリー 最高」

Look, honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did, but he's with her now.

兄貴とのことは残念だわ。でも今は彼女がいるから。

And you're just gonna have to get over it.

スパッと忘れなきゃ。

Oh, I'm gonna have to get over it. Oh, God, see, I didn't know that's what I had to do. I just have to get over it.

忘れるわけね。この私が身を引くわけだ。

Can I ask you something?

質問がある。

Sure.

いいよ。

What's the longest you've been in a relationship before.. ha-having-having the sex?

今までの彼氏との最長期間は？エッチまでの期間。

Why? Who's not having.. Are you and Julie not.. Are you and Julie not having sex?

エッチってまさか...ジュリーとまだなの？

It's just, it's-it's me. You-you know, I've only been with one woman my whole life, and she turned out to be a lesbian.

原因は僕にある。人生で唯一の女性だった妻がレズに走ったろ。

So now, I've got myself all psyched out, you know and it's become like this.. this thing, and I.. Uh, you must just think I'm weird.

それで自信をなくした。そのせいでうまくいかないんだ。僕は変かな？

No. No, no, no, I don't think it's weird. I think, I think, um, in fact in fact, you know what I think?

変だなんて全然。どう思うか知りたい？

I think it's sexy.

セクシーよ。

Sexy?

セクシー？

Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not wanna have sex.

これは女の意見よ。最高にセクシーなのは、エッチを求めない男よ。

No kidding?

ホント？

Oh, yeah. In fact, you know what I'd do? I'd wait.

私があなたなら、ヤらない。

I kind of need a divorce.

離婚したい。

Oh, okay. H-How come?

いいけど、どうして？

Um, actually, I-I'm getting married again.

別の人と結婚したい。

What? Oh, God! I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.

本当言うと、僕はゲイじゃない。

What? I don't-I don't understand. How can you be straight? I mean, you're-you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.

おかしいわ。何でゲイじゃないの？知的で面白いし、ゲイの素質満点よ。

I know. I know. That's what I kept telling myself. But you just reach a point where you can't live a lie anymore.

僕も自己暗示をかけてた。でも、もうウソは嫌だ。

Well, listen, this has been great but I'm officially wiped. Me too. We should get going.

そろそろ帰るよ。俺もだ。

No! No, I mean, no. Come on, you guys. I mean, come on. Look, it's only 11:30. Let's just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore.

待って。ダメよ。ノリが悪いわ。まだ11時半よ。私たちには会話が足りないわ。

Rachel? That's all we do.

腐るほど足りてる。

Well, okay, I mean, how are you going to handle it? I mean, are-are you gonna, are you gonna talk about it beforehand? Are you just gonna pounce, know what I mean?

どう始める気？意思を確認するの？それとも襲う？

I, uh, I don't know. I guess, I'm just gonna.. see-see what happens, you know?

決めてないよ。成り行きだ。

Okay. Good luck.

それは大変ね。

God, I'm just, uh I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, you know? And now, now, I'm actually happy. You know, I mean, really happy. I just-I just don't wanna.. I don't wanna mess it up. You know?

去年はいろいろと悲惨な年だった。その僕がつかんだ幸せだ。本当に幸せだ。だから、この幸せを逃したくない。

I know.

分かるわ。

I'm sorry.

ごめんね。

No, it's, it's not your fault.

君は悪くないよ。