フレンズで学ぶ英会話

So how was Joan?

ジョーンは？

Broke up with her.

別れたよ。

Why?

原因は？

Don't tell me. Because of the big-nostril thing?

まさか鼻の穴のせい？

They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.

洞穴なみだ。コウモリが出てきそう。

How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial, insignificant things?

誰とデートしてもささいなことで難癖つけて別れるのね。

Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it. I mean, I got to side with Chandler on this one.

抑えて。俺もチャンドラー側だよ。

When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple.

以前ホットでキス上手なコとデートしたが、ノドぼとけが大きくてさ。

Ew. Drove me nuts.

許せなかった。

Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.

ジョーイ、女性にノドぼとけはない。

You guys are messing with me, right?

からかってる？

Oh, hello, Mr. Heckles.

ヘッケルさん。

You're doing it again.

うるさいぞ。

We're not doing anything.

何の音が？

You're stomping. It's disturbing my birds.

足音だ。うちの鳥が嫌がる。

You don't have birds.

飼ってないくせに。

I could have birds.

飼うとも。

What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?

進化論は信じるだろ？

Nah. Not really.

いいえ。

You don't believe in evolution?

進化論だぞ。

I don't know, it's just, you know, monkeys, Darwin. You know, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy.

いい話だけど、猿とかダーウィンとか子供だましよね。

Too easy? The process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms is too easy?

子供だまし？この惑星に生きる万物が単細胞の有機体から何億年も歩んだ過程だ。

Yeah. I just don't buy it.

買わないわ。

Uh, excuse me. Evolution is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact like-like-like the air we breathe, like gravity.

買う買わないじゃない。目の前にある事実だよ、空気や重力のようにね。

Oh. Okay, don't get me started on gravity.

私は重力もダメ。

Alright, kids. Here's the deal.

単刀直入に言う。

According to my client's will, he wants to leave all his earthly possessions to the, uh, "noisy girls in the apartment above mine."

依頼人の遺志で財産はすべて「階上のうるさい女たち」に譲渡する。

Well, what about his family?

ご親族は？

He didn't have any.

いない。

Wow, Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I.

彼も学校一のひょうきん者だった。俺も学校一だった。

Whoa. Heckles played clarinet in band, and I played clarinet.

クラリネットの趣味も一緒だ。

And he was in the scale modelers club and I was, well, there was no club but I sure thought they were cool.

彼は模型クラブにも...俺のあこがれのクラブだ。

So you were both dorks. Big deal.

ダサダサ仲間か。

Have you been here all night?

ここで徹夜？

Look at this. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them.

見てよ。恋人の写真にコメントがある。

"Vivian, too tall." "Madge, big gums." "Too loud." "Too smart." "Makes noise when she eats."

「ビビアン、大女」「マージ、歯ぐきが出すぎ」「うるさい」「食べるとき音を立てる」

This is, this is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone just like he did.

まるで俺だ。そっくりだよ。俺も孤独に死ぬ。

Chandler, Heckles was a nut case.

ヘッケルは特別だ。

Our trains are on the same track, okay? Yeah, sure, I'm coming up 30 years behind him, but the stops are all the same. Bittertown, Aloneville, Hermit Junction.

同じ線路を走ってる。停まる駅も彼と同じだよ。「ボロクソの町」「孤独村」「変人のゴミ捨て場」

Alright, you know what we got to do? We got to get you out of here. Come on, I'll buy you breakfast. Let's go.

この部屋のせいだ。朝メシに行こう。

Well, what if I never find somebody? Or even worse, what if I already found her but I dumped her because she pronounces it supposebly?

「みたいな」を連発するって運命の相手を捨てるかも。

Chandler, come on. You're gonna find somebody.

ちゃんと結婚できるさ。

How do you know that? How?

なぜ分かる？

I don't know. I'm just trying to help you out.

ただの気休めだ。

Okay, Ross, could you just open your mind like, this much?

耳の穴、開いて。これぐらい。

Now, wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the earth was flat?

昔は世界中の優秀な人が地球は平らだと信じてた。

And up until, like what 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing until you split it open and this like, whole mess of crap came out.

それに50年前には原子が最小の単位だった。でも中にはいろいろ詰まってたわ。

Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny, tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

自分の説が間違ってる可能性も少しはあるはずでしょ。

There might be.. a teeny.. tiny.. possibility.

あるかもね。ミクロぐらい、ちっちゃい可能性はね。

I can't believe you caved.

ついに解けた。

Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with.

それは男に共通する欠点よ。今までの彼氏は全員そう。

You are not a freak. You're a guy.

あなたは普通よ。男はそんなもんだわ。

Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes, he is. Yeah. You are totally different.

待って。ほかの男とは違うわ。

In a bad way?

悪い意味で？

No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now.

何倍もましよ。欠点を自覚してるもの。

Goodbye, Mr. Heckles.

ヘッケルさん。

We'll try to keep it down.

音に注意するよ。