フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Terry, I-I-I know that I haven't worked here very long but I was wondering do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance on my salary?

私はまだ新米だけど、給料を100ドル前借りできないかしら？

An advance?

前借り？

It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail and, normally, my father pays for my ticket but I've sort of started this whole independent thing you know, which is actually why I took this job.

感謝祭に家族とスキーへ。毎年の恒例行事でいつも父が旅費を出してくれるけど、自立っての始めたでしょ。こうして仕事もしてるし。

Rachel, Rachel. Sweetheart. You're a terrible, terrible waitress. Really, really awful.

レイチェル、よくお聞き。君は最悪なウェイトレスだ。ほとんど失格だよ。

Okay. I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but, uh, but I'm trying really hard and-and I think I'm-I'm doing better. I really do.

私もそれには賛成。でも一生懸命やってるし、進歩したと思うの。ホントよ。

And this from the cry-for-help department. Are you wearing make-up?

見間違いかもしれないけど、化粧してる？

Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani. Actor/Model. Thank you.

ジョーイ・トリビアーニは俳優兼モデルだからね。

That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man/woman.

変だな、俺の目には男兼女だ。

Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.

本当だった。感謝祭なのに家を空けるって。

Oh, okay. I'll tell you what. How about if I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like mom's.

母さんと同じ料理を作ってあげるわ。

Will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?

ポテトは塊を残してよ。

You know they're not actually supposed to have..

マッシュポテトなのに...

I'll work on the lumps.

残すわよ。

Joey, you're going home, right?

ジョーイは実家へ？

Yeah.

うん。

And I assume, Chandler, you're still boycotting all the Pilgrim holidays.

チャンドラーは感謝祭嫌いよね？

Yes, every single one of them.

毎年ボイコットだ。

Hi, is, uh, is Carol here?

キャロルはいる？

No, she's at a faculty meeting.

職員会議で留守よ。

Well, I, uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, well, not mine, but..

頭蓋骨を取りに来たんだ。僕の頭じゃない。

What's it look like?

どんなの？

Kind of like a big face without skin.

皮膚のない頭だ。

Yes, I'm familiar with the concept.

言いたい事は分かる。

Hey, "Yertle the Turtle." A classic.

「カメのヤートル」だ。まだ童話を？

Actually, I-I'm reading it to the baby.

赤ちゃんに読んでるの。

The, uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Uh, wouldn't that mean you're...crazy?

生まれてないのに？もしかして君...大ボケ？

What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?

音は聞こえるのよ。

Yeah. All the time. I want the baby to know my voice.

毎日よ。私の声を教えてるの。

Oh, my God. Oh, you guys are great.

これって...みんな、ありがと。

We all chipped in.

カンパよ。

We did?

僕も？

You owe me 20 bucks.

20ドル貸し。

Thank you. Thank you so much.

本当にありがとね。

Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're having for Thanksgiving dinner? What-what-what is with you and this holiday?

それが感謝祭の食事？恨みでもあるの？

Alright, I'm nine-years-old.

9歳の時だ。

Oh, this story.

またその話か。

We've just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have and I remember this part vividly a mouthful of pumpkin pie. And this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.

豪華な食事だった。俺はカボチャ・パイを口に詰め込んだ。その瞬間に両親が離婚すると告げた。

Yes, yes, very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.

あの時、ゲロったせいで感謝祭の食事が嫌いに。

Uh, hi. We, uh, we used to work together.

やあ。以前、同僚だった。

We did?

同僚？

Yeah. At Macy's. You're the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy.

デパートでさ。君は香水売場に。俺はアラミス担当。

I got to tell you you're the best in the business.

君は、やり手だったね。

Get out.

やめて。

I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back.

コツを心得てた。香水かけるタイミングとか。

Hey. Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.

帰るのやめた。家族が性病だと疑ってる。

Tonight, on a very special Blossom..

「ブロッサム」みたいだな。

Hmm, looking good. Okay. Cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming.

いい感じ。リンゴ酒も七面鳥もおいしそう。

What?

何？

I don't know, it's just not the same without mom in the kitchen.

母さんが台所にいないと何か違う。

Oh, alright. That's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop annoying me.

うざったいわ。いい加減にして。

Oh, that's closer. Closer.

似てきた。

The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has gotten away.

アンダードッグが逃げたって。

The balloon?

バルーンが？

No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon.

いや、アニメから飛び出した。もちろんバルーンだ。

I'm going to the roof. Who's with me?

屋上で見物だ。

Come on, an 80-foot inflatable dog loose over the city? How often does that happen?

25メートルの犬だぞ。一生に何度、見られるか？

Almost never.

ほぼ0回。

Why are we standing here?

何してるの？

We're waiting for you to open the door. You've got the keys.

早く開けてよ。カギは？

No, I don't.

持ってない。

Yes, you do. When we left, you said, "Got the keys."

ウソよ。「カギ、持った」って言ったわ。

No, I didn't. I asked, "Got the keys?"

私は尋ねたのよ。「カギ、持った？」

No, no, no, you said, "Got the keys."

違う。「カギ、持った」よ。

Why? Because everything is my responsibility. Is that-isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone?

全部、私の責任？料理も作ってやったのに。

You know, everyone wants a different kind of potato. So I'm making different kinds of potatoes.

ポテトも好みの物を全種類、作ったわ。

I mean, does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? No! No! No!

誰か私の好みを考えた？とんでもない！

It's my first Thanksgiving and I.. It's all burned and..

初めての感謝祭料理なのに、全部まっ黒こげで、もう...

Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want to.

話しにくいなら歌でも。

Oh, please, I am not singing to your stomach, okay?

腹に向かって歌うのは嫌だ。

How's it going?

どう？

Here we come, walkin' down the street. Get the funniest looks from everyone we meet. Hey hey..

さあ行こう、街を歩こう。誰もが不思議そうに僕らを見るよ、ヘイヘイ...

Hey, uh, did you just feel that?

ねえ、今の感じたよね？

I did.

感じたわ。

No, no, that was the first.

初めてよ。

Oh, God, this is great. The plane is gone, so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys.

最低！飛行機、行っちゃった。残るしかないわ。

Hey, we all had better plans, okay? This was nobody's first choice.

みんなも望んで残ったんじゃない。

Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?

あっそう。必死で料理作ってやったのに！

Stop it! Stop it! Stop it.

もう黙れ！

Now, this feels like Thanksgiving.

感謝祭っぽいな。

Alright. I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here. Ding ding.

じゃ乾杯だ。グラスを。

I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you planned.

みんなには期待外れでも...

But for me, this has been really great, you know? I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.

俺にとっては最高の感謝祭だ。離婚話もなかったし、ゲロ発射も免れた。

Anyway, I was just thinkin', if you had gone to Vail or if you guys had been with your family or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff.. we wouldn't be all together, you know?

みんながスキーに行ったり、家族と過ごしたり、性病にならなきゃ、一緒には過ごせなかった。

So I guess what I'm tryin' to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgiving sucked.

だから、うれしいよ。君らの感謝祭がぶっつぶれて。

That's so sweet. Thank you.

いい言葉ね。

And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.

クリスマスも最低に。

And a crappy New Year.

新年もつぶそう。

Hear, hear.

乾杯。