フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Hey, gorgeous. How's it going?

色男さん、元気？

Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. Does it get better than this?

蛍光灯の下でカップめんだ。元気出ると思う？

Question, you're not dating anybody, are you? Because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.

最近デートしてないでしょ？ぴったりの人紹介するわ。

Ah, you see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said, co-dependent or self-destructive..

怪しいな。束縛好きか自殺願望のあるタイプ？

Do you want a date, Saturday?

土曜はどう？

Yes, please.

よろしく。

He is cute, he's funny, he's--

彼、かわいくて面白くて...

He's a he?

彼って彼？

Well, yeah.

そうよ。

Oh, God. I just...I thought..

まさか、私てっきり...

...you're not, so. Good, Shelly. Okay.

違うの？

I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now.

自分をトイレに流しにいくわね。

I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she actually thought that?

アホかよ。俺がゲイだと？

Um...yeah.

見える。

Well, I mean, when I first met you, you know, I thought maybe..possibly you might be.

初対面の時、もしかしてそうかもなって。

You did?

マジ？

Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts so then I figured maybe not.

あとで私の胸を見てたから違うって分かった。

Well, this is fascinating. So, uh, what is it about me?

楽しくなってきた。どこがゲイに見える？

I don't know. 'Cause you're smart, you're funny--

頭が切れて面白いとこ。

Ross is smart and funny. You ever think that about him?

なら、ロスもだ。ゲイに見える？

Yeah! Right!

まさか。

Okay, I-I don't know. You-you just...you have a quality.

あなたはその手のタイプよ。

Oh, oh, a quality, good. Because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.

タイプね。具体的なご意見、ありがと。

So, uh...how's she doing?

今の容体はどう？

The doctor says, it's a matter of hours.

もって数時間よ。

How-how are you, Mom?

大丈夫？

Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here.

私は平気よ。よく来てくれたわ。

What's with your hair?

変な髪形。

What? What's different?

変えた？

Nothing.

いいえ。

Oh, maybe that's it.

だからね。

The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.

おばあちゃんといえばバッグよ。

Oh! Yeah, they were gross.

汚かった。

Oh! You know what I love? Her Sweet'N Lows-- how she was always stealing them from-from restaurants.

趣味は砂糖集めだよね。レストランから必ず盗んだ。

Not just restaurants, from our house.

うちからもだよ。

What is going on?

どうしたの？

You know how the nurse said that-that Nana had-had passed? Well, she's not quite.

死んだって言ってたけど、まだ完全じゃない。

What?

何が？

She's not passed. She's present. She's back.

死んでないんだ。戻ってきた。

She may have died.

また引き返してきたんだ。

She may have died?

引き返してきた？

We're looking into it.

今チェックを。

This almost never happens.

奇跡ですわ。

You guys, okay?

大丈夫か？

I don't know. It's weird. I know she's gone but I just don't feel, uh..

死んだのは分かってるけど実感がないんだ。

Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.

まだいるからよ。

No, no, she's gone. We checked. A lot.

いや、死んだ。チェックしたわ、何度も。

No, no, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes. You know, ever since my mom died every now and then I get this feeling that she's like right here, you know?

死んでも消えないの。死んだママも時々いるのを感じるわ。この辺りにいる。

Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think when you're dead, you're dead. You're gone. You're worm food.

死んだら終わりだよ。土に返ってミミズのエサだ。

So Chandler looks gay, huh?

ゲイに見えるな。

I was just thinking when my time comes--

考えたんだが、私が死んだら...

Dad!

やめて。

Listen to me! When my time comes...I want to be buried at sea.

聞きなさい。私が死んだら海にドボンとやってくれ。

You what?

どこへ？

I want to be buried at sea. It looks like fun.

海だよ。楽しそうだろ？

Define fun.

楽しいって？

Come on! You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat, pack a lunch..

1日、楽しめる。弁当持って、船遊びだ。

And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun.

海に捨てるの？楽しそう。

Hey, gorgeous.

やあ、色女。

Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, I, uh--

昨日はごめんね、私...

No, no, don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other people have made the same mistake, so..

いいんだ。みんなも賛同した。

So, uh, what do you think it is about me?

なぜゲイだと思った？

I don't know, but you just have a.. A quality.

さあね、何かそういう...タイプだね。

You know it's a shame because you and Lowell would have made a great couple.

ローウェルとなら相性が最高かと。

Lowell? Financial services, Lowell? That's who you saw me with?

財務課のローウェルが俺に似合いだと？

What? He's cute.

彼、ステキよ。

Well, yeah. He's no Brian in payroll.

でも経理のブライアンには負けるよ。

Is Brian..

彼もゲイ？

No, I don't know. Point is if you were going to set me up with someone I'd like to think you'd set me up with somebody like him.

知らないけど、紹介されるならブライアン・クラスがいい。

Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league.

あなたには高望みよ。

Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me.

俺じゃ釣り合わないとでも？楽勝で落とせるよ。見損なうな。

Well, look who's up.

お帰り。

Hey.

やあ。

How do you feel?

気分は？

I feel great. I feel great, I feel...great.

最高だ。何だか最高。

Wow, those pills really worked, huh?

薬の効果ね。

Yeah, not the first two but the second two, whoo.

多めに飲んだら、もう〜。

I love you guys. You guys are the greatest.

愛してるよ。君らは最高だ。

Hey, Chandler.

よう、チャンドラー。

Hey.

よお。

I love you, man. And listen man if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.

愛してるぜ。堂々とゲイで生きろ。僕は構わない。

Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.

レイチェル。

I love you the most.

君は最愛の人だ。

Oh, well, you know who I love the most?

私の最愛の人、分かる？

No.

いや。

You.

あなた。

Oh, you don't get it.

女は、なぞだ！

Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical of every single thing you say.

つらいものよ。何しても母親からケチつけられる身って。

I can imagine.

想像はつくわ。

I'm telling you it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive life affirming person she is.

でも不思議ね。私は大らかな母親になったわ。

That is a wonder.

それは不思議ね。

So tell me something, mom. If you had to do it all over again I mean if she was here right now would you tell her?

聞かせて。もう一度母親とやり直せたら、本音をぶつける？

Tell her what?

本音？

How she drove you crazy. Picking on every little detail like your hair for example.

チクチクとうるさかったでしょ。例えば髪形とか。

Do you think things would have been better if you just told her the truth?

抗議した方が、いい関係に？

No. I think something's are better left unsaid. I think it's nice when people just get along.

ならない。言わぬが花ってこともある。丸く収めることよ。

More wine, dear?

ワインは？

Oh, I think so.

飲むわよ。

Hey, Lowell.

ローウェル。

Oh, hey, Chandler.

チャンドラー。

So how's it going down there at Financial Services?

財務課は最近どう？

It's like Mardi Gras with other paper mache heads.

毎日がカーニバル。

Good, good, listen, um...I don't know what Shelly told you about me but...I'm not.

まあね、それより...耳に入ったかもしれないが、俺は違う。

I know, that's what I told her.

前から知ってる。

Really? So, you can tell?

ホント？分かるの？

Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar.

大抵は分かるわ。レーダーがあるの。

So you don't think I have a.. A quality?

僕はその手のタイプじゃ？

Speaking from my people I'd have to say, no.

私たちから見れば、違うわね。

By the way, your friend Brian from payroll. He is.

経理のブライアンはそうよ。

He is?

彼が？

Yup. And way out of your league.

でもあなたには高望み。

Out of my league. I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian.

高望みだと？ブライアンぐらいモノにできるさ。