フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Oh, my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.

スーパーモデルとATMコーナーに閉じ込められたぞ。

Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium.

いや、ATMセンターかな？

Oh, yeah. That is the part to focus on, you idiot.

どっちでもいいだろ、アホ。

Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word.

おい、14分30秒たつのにまだひと言も発してないぞ。

Oh, God! Do something. Just make contact. Smile.

何とかしろ、ニッコリと。

Uh, would you like to call somebody?

誰かに電話したい？

Yeah. About 300 guys I went to high school with.

高校の同級生300人に。

Yeah, thanks.

遠慮なく。

My weirdest place would have to be the women's room on the second floor of the New York City Public Library.

一番変な場所といえば、NY市立図書館2階の女子トイレだ。

Oh, my God. What were you doing in a library?

驚いた、ジョーイが図書館に？

I've just never had a relationship with that kinda passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there in the middle of a theme park.

燃えるような恋愛ってしたことないの、テーマパークでエッチしちゃうような。

Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line.

アレだけは並ばずにできる。

Well, you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.

でも情熱はそれほど大事じゃない。

Yeah, right.

まあね。

It is. Uh, eventually, it kind of burns out.

情熱なんて最後は燃え尽きる。

But hopefully, what you're left with is trust and security and, uh, well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism.

最後に信頼や安心感が残ればいい。妻には同性愛が残った。

Okay. But, um, but I don't think that's gonna be you.

分かった。でも君は違う。

You don't?

違う？

See, I see, uh, big passion in your future.

君はきっと大恋愛をすると思う。

Really? You do?

ホント？分かる？

I do.

分かる。

Oh, Ross, you're so great.

ロスって最高ね。

It's never gonna happen.

それは起こらない。

What?

何が？

You and Rachel.

お前とレイチェル。

Why not?

何で？

Because you waited too long to make your move and now you're in the friend zone.

ウジウジしてるから、もう「友達ゾーン」に入った。

No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.

入ってないよ。

No, Ross. You're mayor of the zone!

お前はゾーンのボスだ。

Look, I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork.

時間をかけて土台を作ってるんだ。

Yeah, I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to, uh--

毎日少しずつ近づいてる...

Priesthood!

ゾーン・キングに？

Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking.

レイチェルは全然お前を意識してない。

And if you don't ask her out soon, you're gonna end up stuck in the zone forever.

誘わないと一生ゾーンから出られないぞ。

Would you like some gum?

ガムいる？

Oh. Is it sugarless?

シュガーレス？

Uh...sorry, it's not.

違うわ。

Oh, then, no, thanks.

じゃ、結構。

What the hell was that? Mental note, if Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it.

何やってんだ？あのジルがガムを勧めてくれたのに。

If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.

例え動物の死体でももらえよ。

Okay. Here goes.

よし、いくぞ。

You're gonna do it?

告白を？

I'm gonna do it.

するよ。

You want me to help?

付き添う？

You come out there, you're a dead man.

来たら殺すぞ。

Ross, Ross. Good luck, man.

ロス、頑張れよ。

Thanks.

ありがと。

Okay, listen, you gotta promise you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.

じゃ、ロスには俺がバラしたこと言うなよ。

About what?

何なの？

He's planning your birthday party.

君の誕生会だ。

Oh, my God. I love him.

さすが兄さんね。

You better act surprised.

驚いた顔しろ。

This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.

いつも最後に知るのは私よ。

No, you are not. We tell you stuff.

何でも話してるわ。

Uh-huh, I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock at the zoo.

でも最後よ。チャンドラーがクジャクに襲われた話も。

I was the last to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.

昔モニカがジョーイに気があった話も。

What?

ウソ。

Oh. Well, it looks like I was second to last.

今のは最後から2番目ね。

You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.

ガム、最高かもね。

Gum would be perfection? Gum would be perfection?

「最高かもね」？今そう言ったよな？

Could've said, gum would be nice. Could've said, I'll have a stick. But, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection.

「欲しいな」でも「もらえる？」でもない。俺にとってガムは最高なんだ。

I loathe myself.

ああ、自己嫌悪。

Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends.

みんな、パウロよ。友達を紹介するわ。

This is Monica.

モニカよ。

Hi.

よろしく。

And Joey.

ジョーイ。

Hi.

よろしく。

And Ross.

ロス。

Hi.

よろしく。

He doesn't speak much English.

英語は苦手みたい。

Oh, my God, you guys. What am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me.

舞い上がるなんて私らしくないわ。

If you want, I'll do it.

じゃ、代わろうか？

I know. I just wanna bite his bottom lip. But I won't.

彼の下唇かみたいわ。かまない。

God, the first time he smiled at me, those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.

彼が3秒ほほ笑むと、バリーと3週間旅行したときより興奮する。

Listen, um, something you should know. Uh, Rachel and I are kind of a thing.

君に断っておくけどね。レイチェルと僕は実はワケありでね。

Thing?

ワケ？

Thing. Yes, thing.

そう、ワケだ。

You have the sex?

セックスする？

No. No, no, um, technically the sex is not being had.

いや、厳密にはセックスは行われてないけど。

This has been fun.

面白かった。

Yes. Yes.

ありがとう。

Thanks for letting me use your phone and for saving my life.

電話借りたうえに命まで。

Well, goodbye, Chandler. I had a great blackout.

チャンドラー、楽しい停電だったわ。

See you.

じゃあね。