フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain forest. And bigger boobs.

もし1日だけ全能になれたら、世界を平和にし、飢えをなくし、熱帯雨林を守る。豊胸も。

Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd make myself omnipotent forever.

一生、神のように全能になるよう願う。

Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?

ジョーイ、全能になったらどうする？

Probably kill myself.

自殺する。

Excuse me?

何で？

Hey, if little Joey's dead then I got no reason to live.

不能なんて生きがいがない。

Joey, uh...omnipotent.

ジョーイ、全能だよ。

How does she do that? I cannot sleep in a public place.

眠ってるの？公共の場でだ。

Would you look at her? She's so peaceful.

見てよ、この幸せそうな寝顔。

Hi. It's okay, you know. You just nodded off again.

どうも。居眠りしてたよ。

What's going on with you?

どうしたの？

I got no sleep last night.

ゆうべ一睡も。

Hey, there's the birthday boy. Ross, check it out. Hockey tickets, Rangers Penguins, tonight at the Garden and we're taking you.

ロス、今夜のホッケーの券、プレゼントするぞ。

Happy birthday, pal. We love you, man.

おめでと。愛してるぜ。

That's funny. My birthday was seven months ago.

誕生日は7か月前だ。

So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date, huh?

どっちの彼女を誘うかモメて僕にくれたんだろ？

Well, aren't we Mr. The-glass-is-half-empty?

俺たち、底が浅いな。

Is today the 20th, October 20th?

今日は10月20日？

I was hoping you wouldn't remember.

忘れなさいよ。

What's wrong with the 20th?

マズい日？

Today's the day Carol and I first...consummated our...physical relationship. With sex.

キャロルとの記念日だ。初めて僕らが肉体的関係を築いた…初エッチ。

You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

観戦はよすよ。家で元妻とレズの恋人のこと考える。

To hell with hockey. Let's all do that.

レズの方が楽しそう。

Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey, ice, guys night out. What do you say, big guy?

そう言うな、3人で行こう。男同士パーッとさ。いいだろ、な？

Alright. Maybe it will take my mind off it.

いい気晴らしかもね。

Look. Look. Look. My first paycheck. Look at the window. There's my name! Hi, me!

見て、初給料よ。私の名前だわ。ハーイ、私。

God! Isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it.

自分で稼いだのよ。拭き掃除したり、ミルク温めたり、必死に…

And it was totally...not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?

少ないわ。保険って人がピンハネしてる。

What are you guys doing here?

どうしたの？

Well, we were in the city shopping and your mom said you work here and it's true!

あなたのママに聞いて、お買い物のついでに来たの。

Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a play.

エプロンなんて、学芸会みたい。

God, look at you. You are so big. I can't believe it.

大きなお腹ね、信じらんない。

I know. I'm a duplex.

まるで二世帯住宅よ。

Oh, come on, you guys, tell me all the dirt.

最近の話題は何？

Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar.

いまだにあなたがバリーを捨てたことよ。

Alright, let's talk reality for a second. When are you coming home?

まじめな話をしましょ。いつ帰るの？

What? Guys, I'm not.

家へ？帰らないわ。

Come on, this is us.

話して、友達でしょ。

I'm not. This is what I'm doing now.

帰らないわ。働いてるもの。

I've got this job..

仕事よ。

Waitressing?

ウェートレスが？

Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I mean...I, um.. I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh.. And I, uh, I take the dead flowers out of the vase.

ただのウェートレスじゃないわ。だって…今日のお勧めを書いたり、枯れたお花を花瓶から捨てたり。

Oh, and, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.

クッキーにチョコを載せたりもする。

Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.

カード会社から。

Oh, God, ask them what they want.

内容を聞いて。

They say there's been some unusual activity on your account.

利用状況が不審だって。

But I haven't used my card in weeks.

最近、使ってないわ。

That is the unusual activity.

そこが不審なのよ。

They want to know if I'm okay. Okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money.

私が大丈夫か？知りたきゃ教えるわ。ファイカにピンハネされて。

Everyone I know is either getting married or getting pregnant or getting promoted and I'm getting coffee.

友達は結婚、妊娠、出世。でも私はコーヒーいれてる。

And it's not even for me!

人のためにね。

You should feel great about yourself. You're doing this amazing independent thing.

あなたはすごいわ。自立したのよ。

Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?

すごくないわよ。何もかも捨てて、代わりに何を得た？

You are just like Jack.

ジャックみたい。

Jack from downstairs?

下の住人の？

No, "Jack and the Beanstalk." See, he gave up something but then he got those magic beans.

「ジャックと豆の木」よ。彼も何かを捨てて、魔法の豆をもらった。

But, see, it was a plan. You know, it was clear. Everything was figured out and now everything's just kinda like..

将来のプランがあったの。今は先のことがまったく…

Floopy?

まっ黒け？

Yeah.

そうよ。

Well, look, you're not the only one. I mean, half the time, we don't know where we're going.

あなただけじゃない。みんな迷ってる。

But, Monica, what if, what if it doesn't come together?

うまくいかなかったら？

What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time. So what? You slept with her for seven years after that.

いい加減にしろよ。彼女との初夜が何だ。そのあと7年もヤッたろ。

Look, it's just a little more complicated.

もっと深い事情が…

My first time with Carol was.. It was my first time.

キャロルとの初夜は僕の初めての…捧げたんだ。

What?

何だ？

It was my first...time. With Carol.

童貞を。キャロルに。

Where's my puck?

パックは？

Oh, ah, the kid has it.

子供が。

Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.

それは僕のパックだ。

I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.

拾った者勝ちだ、あきらめな。

Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever.. Can't do it.

相手見て、もの言えよ…ダメだ。