フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?

自分が親なら？

I'm gonna be in the waiting room, handin' out cigars.

ただ待合室で待つよ

Yes, Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the '50s.

'50年代の映画みたいに優雅だな

Hey! Where the hell have you been?

何してた？

Oh, we stopped at the gift shop.

買い物よ

You're havin' a baby, okay? A baby. You don't stop for Chunkies!

出産前にチョコ買う暇があるか

I used to have that bumper sticker.

チョコっとなら

You see what I mean?

時と場合だ

You have to pick your moments.

冗談にも時と場合が

I'm, uh, Rachel Green. I'm Carol's ex-husband's sister's roommate.

レイチェルよ、妊婦の元夫の妹の同居人

It's nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Franzblau. I'm your roommate's brother's ex-wife's obstetrician.

よろしく、君の同居人のお兄さんの元妻の主治医だ

Ugh. No fair! I don't even have one. How come they get two?

不公平よ 私には１人も産めないのに

You'll get one.

産めるよ

Oh, yeah? When?

それ、いつ？

Alright, I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?

お互い40歳すぎて独身なら 俺と子供を作ろう

Why won't I be married when I'm 40?

40まで結婚できないと？

Oh, no, no. No. I-I just meant hypothetically.

これは仮定の話だ

Okay, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?

仮定にしても結婚できないと？

No, no, what is it? Seriously. Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?

私に結婚できない欠陥でも？

Dear God! This-this parachute is a knapsack.

パラシュートと思ったらナップザックだ！

So, uh, what's the deal with this father guy? I mean, if someone was having my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?

父親になる人に知らせないの？俺がその人なら知りたいよ

Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood?

ニックス･ファン 説教ならやめてよね

Ugh! What is that? Somethin' exploded!

何かが破裂してる

It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will ya?

破水よ、落ち着いて

Water breaking? What do you mean? Wha-what's that, water breakin'?

破水？それって何なの？

Oh, please, this is so your fault.

君のせいだ

How? How is this my fault?

どうして？

Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.

キャロルは人が変わった

Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.

新しい世界に目覚めたからね

My God, you guys! I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing.

まったく、信じられないわ 新しい命が産まれるのよ 醜いケンカを赤ちゃんに聞かせる気？

So just stop all the yelling! Just stop it!

どなるのはやめて！

Don't make me do this again. I don't like my voice like this.

怒らせないで こんな声、嫌いよ

This is so great.

うらやましい

You wanna explain that?

その意味は？

I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know, my dad left and my mother died and my stepfather went to jail, so, I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one.

私が子供のころ、パパは蒸発、ママは死に、育ての父はムショへ 親は１人もいなかった

And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most and it's not even born yet.

産まれる子には３人もいて、誰が一番愛してるかって出産前からケンカしてる

It's just...it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.

世界一、幸せな子よ

Whoa, whoa, whoa, let me see. I gotta see, I gotta see.

見ておかなきゃ

Oh! Oh! Oh! A head! Oh! It's-it's huge. Carol, how are you doing this?

頭だ デカいよ、よく出したね

Not helping!

うるさいわ

No shouting but we-we still need a name for this little guy.

ケンカなしで名前を決めましょ

How about Ben?

ベンは？

I like Ben.

いいわね

How come you never mentioned Ben before?

いつ考えたの？

We, uh, we just cooked it up.

ついさっきだ

Hi, Ben. Hi. I'm your aunt Monica. Yes, I am! I'm your aunt Monica!

ハーイ、モニカ叔母さんよ あなたの叔母さんなの

I...I will always have gum.

ガムあげるわよ

Ben, I want you to know that there maybe some times when I'm.. I may not be around, um, like this.

ベン、今のうちに断っておくけど、時々パパは消えるよ こんなふうに

But I'll still always come back. Like this.

でも必ず戻る こんなふうに

And sometimes I may be away longer. Like this.

時々、長い間いなくなる こんなふうに

But I'll still always come back.

でも戻るからね