フレンズで学ぶ英会話

What you guys don't understand is for us kissing is as important as any part of it.

女にとってキスは大切な行為なのよ。

Yeah, right!

あっそ。

You serious?

マジで？

Oh, yeah! Everything you need to know is in that first kiss.

当然よ。キスで心が決まるの。

Yeah, I think for us kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know?

男にとってはライブの前座だ。

I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.

ピンク・フロイドの前に出るお笑い芸人って感じ。

Yeah, and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's just that that's not why we bought the ticket.

お笑いも好きだけど、それを目的にチケットは買わない。

Yeah, well, word of advice. Bring back the comedian.

アドバイスよ。芸人を再登場させないと、

Otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that album alone.

次は1人でCD鑑賞になるわ。

Are we still talking about sex?

エッチの話？

Speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife?

話題といえば…元の奥さんよ。

My...no. No.

違うよ。

Yes, it is. Carol! Hi!

そうよ。キャロル！

Okay, okay, yes, it is. How about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age.

分かったよ。"氷河期"のコーナーに行ってて。

So.. You look great. I hate that.

きれいだね。憎らしいけど。

Sorry. Thanks. You look good too.

悪かったわね。元気そうだわ。

So what's new? Still, uh--

変わりは？今も…

A lesbian?

レズよ。

Why are you here, Carol?

キャロル、用件は？

I'm pregnant.

妊娠したの。

Has anybody seen my engagement ring?

婚約指輪、見た？

Yeah, it's beautiful.

見た、きれいね。

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

なくしたの、どうしよう。

Alright, when did you have it on last?

最後に見たのは？

Doy! Probably right before she lost it.

抜け作ね、なくす前よ。

You don't get a lot of doy these days.

今どき、抜け作？

Hi.

やあ。

Wow. That is not a happy hi.

元気ないわ。

Carol's pregnant.

キャロルが妊娠を。

Ooh! I found it!

やった！

W-w-what?

それって…

Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now.

2時間前の僕にそっくりだ。

Well now, how do you fit into this whole thing?

どうするつもり？

Well, Carol says she and Susan want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involved.

キャロルと恋人のスーザンは、僕が嫌なら協力しなくていいと。

Basically it's totally up to me.

僕しだいだって。

She is so great! I miss her.

キャロルっていい人ね。

Ross, could you come and help me with the spaghetti, please?

スパゲティー手伝って。

Yes.

うん。

Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's easy.

スパゲティーね、簡単だこと。

I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish on my part, but were you planning on bringing up the whole baby, lesbian thing?

わがまま言うのは嫌だけど、妊娠したレズの話をしてよ。

Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.

私、もう火だるまよ。

Don't listen to your mother. You're independent, and you always have been!

お前は子供のころから強い。

Even when you were a kid and you were chubby and you had no friends, you were just fine.

昔はデブの嫌われ者だったが平気でいた。

And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles..

慰めは本とパズルだけ。

Your folks are really that bad, huh?

ひどい親なの？

Well, you know, these people are pros. They know what they're doing, they take their time, they get the job done.

2人は親のプロだ。立ち回り方を心得てる。娘いびりが得意技。

Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents. Boy, if you could, I'd want yours.

もし親が換えられるなら、兄さんの親と換えたい。

So, you nervous about Barry tomorrow?

明日、バリーに会うの怖い？

Oh. A little.

少しね。

A lot.

いえ、すごく。

So, got any advice? You know, as someone who's recently been dumped?

アドバイスある？捨てられた方の立場から。

Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word dumped.

「捨てられた」はキツいね。

Oh, when did it get so complicated?

人生って複雑ね。

Got me.

ホント。

Remember when we were in high school together?

高校時代、覚えてる？

Yeah.

うん。

I mean, didn't you think you were just gonna meet someone, fall in love, and that'd be it?

昔は誰かと出会って結ばれて、おしまいかと。

Man, I never thought I'd be here.

こんなことになるとはね。

Me neither.

予想外だ。

Why are you so tanned?

日焼けした？

Oh, I went to Aruba.

アルバ島へ。

Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?

まさか、1人で旅行を？

No. I went with Mindy.

ミンディーとだ。

Mindy? My maid of honor, Mindy?

ミンディー？私の親友の？

Yeah, well, we're kind of a thing now.

それで、今、交際を。

Oh, my God.

すごいな。

Look at that.

見て。

I know.

ホント。

Well? Isn't that amazing?

感動的だろ？

What are we supposed to be seein' here?

それって何？

I don't know, but I think it's about to attack the Enterprise.

攻撃される宇宙船の映像？