フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Oh, cool. A free sample of coffee.

やった、コーヒーのサンプルだわ。

Oh, good, 'cause where else would we get any?

貴重品だものね。

Oh. This is so stupid. I mean, I gave Barry up, right?

バカね、バリーを捨てたのは私よ。

Mmm.

そうね。

I should be happy for them.

祝福しなきゃ。

I am. I'm happy for them.

本当に喜ばしいわ。

Really?

ホント？

No.

ウソよ。

Oh-h-h, I don't know. I guess it's-it's not about no guys.

どうかな。

It's-it's about the right guy, you know?

理想の人に出会えばつき合うわ。

I mean, with Barry, it was, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat.

バリーとは安らぐけど燃えないの。

You know, with Paolo, that's all there was, was heat.

パウロは正反対。

Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both?

両方ほしいの。

You know, someone who's like your best friend but then also can make your toes curl?

親友のような信頼感とエッチの時の情熱。

Yes, yes. Yes, yes, I do. I really do.

そういう人はいるさ。

Hey, guys, how was the movie?

映画の感想は？

Oh, so good.

最高だったわ。

Wonderful.

素敵だった。

Suckfest.

サイテー。

Total chick flick.

クソだ。

Anyway, you know, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine

とにかく仕事のあと――

go over there and, uh...try to woo her.

ワイン片手に行って告白するよ。

Hey, you know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890s when that phrase was last used.

2人で旅行を。1890年代へ行けば"ほの字"も普通だ。

How could you lose him?

消えたって？

I don't know, I don't know. We were watching TV and then he pooped in Monica's shoe..

テレビ見てたらモニカの靴にウンチを…

Wait. He pooped in my shoe?

待った。私の靴に？

Which one?

どの靴？

I don't know.

さあね。

The left one.

左足だった。

Which ones?

どんな靴？

Come on, you guys, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

どうすればいい？

Alright, alright, alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city.

君が街に出たサルならどこに行きたい？

Where do you go?

Okay, it's his first time out so he's probably gonna wanna do some of the touristy things.

きっと最初は観光スポットだ。

I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room.

"キャッツ"へ捜しに行こう。

What do you want?

用か？

Mr. Heckles, our-our-our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?

ヘッケルさん、サルを見た？

I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it?

私のワッフルが消えてる。

No! Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall?

廊下にワッフルを？

I wasn't ready for it.

貯蔵してた。

Oh, God. Okay, alright. Alright, okay. Ross, please don't hate me.

告白するけど私のこと嫌わないでね。

Oh, why? What? What?

何か？

Uh, you know Marcel?

マルセルよ。

Yeah?

Well, ahem, I, I kind of.. I kind of lost him.

実を言うと――行方不明に。

I-I-I can't, I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.

信じられないよ。この部屋から出したなんて。

I know. I know. I'm sorry.

ごめんなさい。

No, no. You know what? I guess it's partially my fault.

You know, I mean, I shouldn't have asked you to, uh, start off with a monkey.

サルの前にほかの物を預けて練習させるんだった。

I should have started you off with like a pen or a pencil.

まずペンでも預けてさ。

Who is it?

どなた？

Animal Control.

動物管理局。

Uh, see, I've even got Animal Control..

ほら、呼んだのよ。

You called Animal Control?

管理局を？

Uh-huh.

W-why? Do you not like them?

嫌いだった？

Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.

マルセルは希少動物で飼うのは違法だ。

I'm not allowed to have him in the city.

If they find him, they'll take him away from me.

見つかったら没収されてしまう。

Oh, okay, well, now, see you never, ever, ever told us that.

でも、それ聞いてないわ。

That's right I, 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!

まさか管理局を招くとはね。

Oh, my God. You'd put that poor, little creature in jail?

鬼ね。サルをム所送りに？

Pheebs, remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?

フィービー、考えてから物を言ってね。

Yes, but there isn't always time.

でも考える時間がないの。

Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me.

私のこと無視してたもんね。

I mean, would it have been so hard to say "Morning, Louisa?" Or "Nice overalls?"

声かけてほしかった。"いいオーバーオールね"とか。

Oh, I'm-I'm so sorry.

ごめんね。

Nah, it's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems.

いいの。あんたはデブだったし。

But you! What a bitch!

そっちはヤな女だった。

You know, it is not like I did this on purpose.

わざと外に出したと？

No, no, no, this is just vintage Rachel.

こういう騒ぎはレイチェルの得意技だ。

I mean, things just sort of happen around you.

I mean, you're off in Rachel land doing your Rachel thing

レイチェル王国の姫だからね。

totally oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and..

人のサルや、人の気持ちなど知るもんか。

Ross, you know? I've said I'm sorry like a million times.

100万回、謝ったわ。

What do you want me to do? Huh? What do you wanna..

これ以上どうしろと？

You want to break my foot too? Is that it? Okay, here. I'm gonna break my foot. Right now, there.

ケガしろって？足を痛めるわ。

Ow! Oh! Oh, God!

すっごく痛い。

Oh, my God. There, are you happy now?

これで満足？

Listen, I'm...I'm sorry I was so hard on you before.

聞いて。さっきはひどいことを…

You know, I just--

Oh, Ross, come on.

いいの。

No, no, no, it was my fault. I almost lost your..

私のせいだもの。

No, no, yeah, but you were the one who got him back. You know? You, you, you were great.

でも君のおかげで取り戻せた。