フレンズで学ぶ英会話

So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and Big Al calls me into his office and tells me, he wants to make me processing supervisor.

今日も数字を打ってたら、上司のアルが俺を情報処理の主任にするって。

That is great! Congratulations.

すごい！おめでと。

So...I quit.

だから辞職した。

What? Why?

何で？

Why, this was supposed to be a temp job.

腰掛けの仕事だぞ。

Yeah, Chandler, you've been there for five years.

勤続5年でしょ？

But, if I took this promotion it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.

昇進したら本職になっちゃうよ。

So, is it a lot more money?

昇給は？

It doesn't matter, I just don't wanna be one of those guys that's in his office until 12 o'clock at night worrying about the weenus.

高給でもWEENUSの心配して夜中まで残業は嫌だ。

Career counselor?

適職探し？

Hey, you guys all know what you wanna do. I don't.

みんなには夢がある。私はない。

Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you wanna do.

こっちのみんなにはある。

You know, you have goals, you have dreams. I don't have a dream.

みんなと違って俺には夢がない。

Ah, the lesser-known I don't have a dream speech.

キング牧師もビックリ。

He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. It-it-it's this cute little place on Tenth Street. It's not too big, it's not too small. It's just right.

大きすぎず小さすぎず、ちょうどいい店よ。

Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

可もなし不可もなしってこと？

So... back to your place. You're thinkin' maybe...uh-huh?

部屋に連れ込んだら一気に…ハハーン？

Well, I don't know, uh-huh. I mean... I'm hoping, uh-huh.

さあね、ハハーンは…希望はハハーン。

I'm telling you, that monkey is a chick magnet. She's gonna take one look at his furry cute little face and it'll seal the deal.

サルはいい道具だ。あのかわいさで女をフヌケにするぞ。

Oh, my God! What happened to you?

驚いた、どうしたの？

Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests and what do I learn?

8時間半も適性検査や知能検査に性格テストして結果は？

"You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."

「あなたの適職は大企業のデータ処理です」

That's so great 'cause you already know how to do that.

最高ね、今のと同じで。

Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool?

冗談だろ。俺にはもっとクールな仕事が合う。

You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...

格好いい仕事がいいけど…

...something.

見つからない。

Oh, Chandler, I know. I know.

同情するわ。

Oh. I see. Yes, and I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.

私はアマね。ウェートレスの五輪に出られるわ。

You know, I don't mean to brag but I waited tables at Innsbruck in '76.

俺は'76年大会でウェイターやった。

Talk to me.

何か言って。

Okay, uh.. weird thing happened to me on the train this morning.

いいよ。今朝、電車に変な…

No, no, no. Talk dirty.

違うってば。卑わいな言葉。

Well...here?

ここで？

Come on. Say something...hot.

何か刺激的なこと。

Vulva?

外陰部？

Alright. I panicked. Alright? She...she took me by surprise, you know.

パニクったんだ。不意打ちされてさ。

But, it wasn't a total loss. I mean, uh, we ended up cuddling.

でも添い寝にはこぎつけた。

Whoa, you cuddled? How many times?

添い寝？何度イッた？

Shut up. It was nice. I didn't.. I just don't think I'm the dirty-talking kind of guy, you know?

からかうなよ。とっさにエッチな言葉なんか出ないよ。

What's the big deal, you just say what you want to do to her and what you want her to do to you and what you think other people might be doing to each other.

したいことやしてほしいことを言えよ。

Look. I tell you what. Try something on me.

俺が手ほどきするぞ。

Please be kidding.

相手が君？

Wendy bailed. I.. I have no waitress.

ウェンディーに断られたわ。

Oh, that's too bad. Bye-bye.

それは大変だこと。バイバイ。

$10 an hour.

時給10ドル。

No.

嫌よ。

$12 an hour.

12ドルでは？

Mon, I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.

悪いけど散歩する予定なの。

You know, Rachel, when you ran out on your wedding I was there for you. I put a roof over your head and if that means nothing to you...

結婚式から逃げた時助けたわ。部屋を提供した。その恩人に…

...$20 an hour.

時給20ドル。

Done.

乗った。

Well, that's very generous. Ah, but, look, this isn't about the money, you know? It's just, I need something more than a job. I need something I really care..

それは高給ですね。でも金じゃない。仕事というより生きがいがほしい。

And that's on top of the year-end bonus structure you mentioned earlier.

年末のボーナスにプラス？

Look, Al, Al.. ...I'm not playing hardball here, okay? This is not a negotiation. This is a rejection.

昇給が目的でゴネてるんじゃない。決めたんです、戻らないって。

No...no, no, no. Stop saying.. stop saying numbers. I'm telling you. You've got the wrong guy. You've got the wrong guy!

数字言うのはやめて。見込み違いですよ！

I'll see you Monday!

月曜から出社します！

That's it! Okay, dinner is over.

ディナーは中止よ。

What? Why?

何だと？何で？

It's just that, I've waited seven years for an opportunity like this and you can't wait four and a half minutes for a stupid onion tartlet?

私は7年もチャンスを待ったのに、4分半も待てないわけ？

What a tool.

ヤク中か。

You don't wanna work for a guy like that.

願い下げよね。

I know. I just.. I don't know, I just thought that this was, you know, it.

でも今度こそ夢がかなうと思ったのに。

Well, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef.

今にかなうさ。

Yeah. You know all those yummy noises? I wasn't faking.

感動の声は本物よ。