フレンズで学ぶ英会話

Oh, honey, honey, tell them the story about your patient who thinks things are like other things. You know?

ハニー、変な患者さんの話してよ。ほら、電話が鳴るとシャワー浴びる人の話。

Like when the phone rings and she takes a shower.

電話が鳴るとシャワー浴びる人の話。

That's pretty much it.

君が今、話した。

Oops. But you tell it really well, sweetie.

ホント！ 君は話上手だよ。

Okay. You guys want anything else?

ほかに注文はある？

Oh, yes, could I have one of those--

頼む、俺に…

No, I'm sorry. We're all out of those. Anybody else?

売り切れよ、ほかは？

Did I, uh, did I miss something between--

何かあったの？

No. She's still upset because I saw her boobies.

オッパイ見たの、怒ってる。

You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies.

何で嫌がる？ いい胸なのに。

Nice? They were nice? I mean, t-t-that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.

"いい"って表現だけ？ それは失礼じゃない？

Okay. Rock. Hard place. Me.

「岩」と「硬い」の間に「俺」を突っ込もう。

You're... you're... You're so funny. He's really funny.

面白い。彼、最高だ。

I wouldn't want to be there when-when the laughter stops.

笑ってないと怖いけど。

Whoa, whoa. Back up there, Sparky. What did you mean by that?

聞き捨てならんぞ。どういう意味？

Well, it just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues, you know, that you use your humor as a way of keeping people at a distance.

君は対人関係に問題ありだ。冗談を言って人と距離を置いてる。

Huh. I mean, hey. I just met you. I don't know you from Adam.

初対面だが境遇は分かる。

Only child, right? Parents divorced before you hit puberty.

一人っ子だろ？ 思春期前に親が離婚。

Uh-huh. How did you know that?

なぜ分かる？

It's textbook.

定番のケース。

Hey, you guys. You all know my dad.

みんな、俺の親父だ。

Hey, hey, hey. Hey, how long you in the city?

滞在は？

Just for a couple of days. I got a job midtown. I figured I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on a ferry.

仕事で2、3日ね。フェリーで通うより泊まる方が楽だ。

Joe, you ever been in love?

女にホレたことは？

I don't know.

さあね。

Then you haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.

じゃ、まだか。こげてるぞ。

You're one to talk.

親父の胸が？

It's like if you woke up one day and found out your dad was leading this double life. He's, like, actually some spy working for the CIA.

突然、親父の二重生活を知ってしまった。CIAのスパイみたいだよ。

That would be cool.

クールだな。

This blows.

いや、最低。

Yeah. I know. I mean, why can't parents just stay parents? You know, why do they have to become people?

親は親のままでいてほしい。人間臭いところを何で見せるのか…

Alright, alright. We're all adults here. There's only one way to resolve this.

分かった。解決方法が1つだけあるよ。

Since you saw her boobies, I think, uh, you're going to have to show her your pee-pee.

パイパイを見たんだ。チンチンを見せてやれ。

You know, I don't see that happening.

遠慮しとくよ。

Come on. He's right. Tit for tat.

目には目を、チチにはチンをね。

Well, I'm not showing you my tat.

粗チンなもんで。

Oh, good. Rog is here.

最高だね、ロジャーが来た。

What's the matter with Rog? Yeah?

彼が何？

Ah, it's nothing, it's a little thing. I...I hate that guy.

何でもないよ。嫌いなだけ。

What, so, he was a little analytical. That's what he does, you know. Come on. He's not that bad.

すぐ分析したがるけど仕事だから。悪人じゃない。

You see, that's where you're wrong.

間違ってる。

Why would I marry her if I thought on any level that-that she was a lesbian?

レズだと感づいてて僕が結婚するか？

I don't know. Maybe you wanted your marriage to fail.

離婚を経験したかったのかも。

Why? Why would I? Why? Why? Why?

なぜ？ 何で？ なぜに？ どうして？

I don't know. Maybe... maybe low self-esteem. Maybe...maybe to compensate for overshadowing a sibling.

さあね。君にはコンプレックスがあるのか、妹に何か負い目があったためか。

Wait, wait, wait. Go back to that sibling thing.

その話、詳しく。

If you go to a hotel, you'll be...doing stuff. I want you right here, where I can keep an eye on you.

ホテルじゃ、始めるだろ。ここなら監視できる。

You're gonna keep an eye on us?

監視だと？

That's right, Mister, and I don't care how old you are. As long as you're under my roof, you're gonna live by my rules.

あんたが何歳だろうと、俺の家では俺のルールに従え。

And that means, no sleeping with your girlfriend.

彼女とは寝かさない。

Wow. He's strict.

しつけが厳しいのね。

Okay, now, this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you got to make a change. Six years is long enough.

明日は、けじめをつけてよ。6年も浮気すりゃ十分だ。

What kind of change?

けじめって？

Well, either you break it off with Ronni--

別れるんだよ。

I can't do that.

できない。

Then you come clean with Ma. This is not right.

じゃ母さんに打ち明けてよ。

I've been thinking. You know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls.

俺の毎日って女が入り乱れてるだろ。

You know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women.

違うよ。次々と女を換えるけど――

I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, you know?

いつか理想の女に出会って一途になれると思ってた。

Now, I'm looking at my dad, thinking..

でも親父を見たら…

Hey, you're not him. You're you.

親父とは違うよ。

Hold on. You-you knew?

知ってたの？

Of course, I knew. What do you think? Your father is no James Bond.

当たり前だろ。あの人はジェームズ・ボンドじゃないんだよ。

You should have heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's." I mean, what is that? Please.

「会計士の家に泊まる」ミエミエだよ。アホか。

So, then, wha-how could you, I mean, how could you--

何で止めないの？

Do you remember how your father used to be? Always yelling. Always yelling. Nothing made him happy.

昔の父さん、覚えてる？ いつも、どなって仏頂面ばかりしてた。

Look, honey, in an ideal world, there'd be no her and your father would look like Sting.

理想を言えば、浮気しないだんながいいよ。顔はスティングでね。

And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodle stuffer came along, he's been so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive. He's been more loving.

でも犬の葬式やる女とデキてからってもの、罪悪感からか私に優しくなった。愛情深くて――

I mean, it's like every day's our anniversary.

毎日が結婚記念日みたい。

I'm...happy for you?

よかったわけ？

Well, don't be. I mean, because now everything's screwed up.

よくないさ！ それが崩れた。

So, Joe, are you okay?

大丈夫か？

Yeah, I guess. It's just... You know, they're parents. After a certain point, you got to let go.

俺は平気だよ。注意したらあとは、ほっとくさ。

Even if you know better, you gotta let them make their own mistakes.

痛い目に遭わないと分からない。

And just think, in a couple of years we get to turn into them.

今に私たちも、ああなるのよ。

Oh, please. If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blonde chasing after 20-year-old boys or.. ...I'll end up like my mom.

やめて。親に似たら二十歳の男に夢中になるよ。お袋に似たらね。

Hey. How's it going?

やあ、フィービー。元気？

Oh, okay, except I broke up with Roger.

まあね。ロジャーと別れたわ。

Aw. Aw. Yeah, right.

うれしい？

What happened?

原因は？

I don't know. I mean...he's a good person. And he can be really sweet. And in some ways, I think he is so right for me. It's just...I hate that guy.

なぜかな…彼はいい人だし優しいし、ある面、私にはピッタリよ。でも…嫌いなの！